It’s that time of year again, folks. It’s time to heave those heavy winter boxes out from under the bed and decide which coats go on and which ones stay in hibernation. To lighten the mood while we’re all collectively freezing, we present some jokes about what our Fall fashion choices say about us.
Fur Coats: You Live in Your Own World
Your personality is 50% Gossip Girl quotes and 50% fake eyelashes. You probably drive a white Jeep which you take to your labor extensive job of being a Lululemon Ambassador. You’re a social butterfly and always the life of the party in the friend group.
Teddy Bear: You’re Probably in a Sorority
Sure, every girl with an Amazon Prime or SHEIN account is probably wearing the same coat as you, but hey... that’s just on sisterhood. You sit in the front row of every class lecture and just want to be cozy this Fall. Just as you start to contemplate if you should maybe switch up your “basic” style, your Iphone 12 Pro notifies you that your teddy in beige is ready for pickup.
Black Leather Jackets: You’re Not Over Your 2012 Grunge Phase
It’s okay! It happens. Some of us just can’t let go of a trend that’s just too good. You have commitment issues and can’t seem to swap out your first pair of Doc Martens. You probably have a septum piercing and an RBF, which you own like a boss, even though you’re secretly a softee.
Trench Coats: You’re the “Mom” Friend
Well hello, Meghan Markle. You daydream of walking down the streets of London, or any big city that makes you feel like one of the Royals. You’ll be spending your Fall baking pumpkin bread and watching reruns of Downton Abbey.
The Statement Jacket: You Love Being the Center of Attention
You’re probably a fire sign. You love when your clothes talk for you and this coat just screams “Hey, I’m here!” You probably worship Rihanna and think the minimalist trend is so last year. You also probably love karaoke and can make a really good margarita.
The Bomber: You Like to Keep it Lowkey
Bomber jackets have been around since forever and have never been not cool. You like to channel that timelessness into your own life and your style. You value quality over quantity so you have a small group of close friends. You’re not a fan of posting on social media but your friends probably raid your A-1 closet when they need to get a good picture.
The Puffer: You’re Over It
You get it- You’re cold. Let’s get this Winter sh*t over with.
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